?

Log in

No account? Create an account
Bob Kane forgive me - concordia discors [entries|archive|friends|userinfo]
sigma7

[ website | TinyMoo.com ]
[ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ]
[ archive | journal archive ]

Links
[Links:| Twitter My Picasa Galleries My Youtube Favorites Tiny, Moosie, Muffin and Biscuit's page Google News ESPN Gawker io9 Deadspin Kotaku Brickshelf ]

Bob Kane forgive me [Sep. 6th, 2008|06:14 pm]
sigma7
[Tags|, , , , ]

I totally didn't set out with the intention of doing this today. It just...happened, that's all. I'd installed Apartment Life and wanted to play around with non-established families in my 'hood, and I started perusing my custom content and...well, here we go.





All of these resized to be browser-friendly; click to embiggen.

So, yeah. Batman. It's interesting -- the main piece is his face, which attaches the ears, the cowl, and the cape. So first I got this:



Close but not quite.



Better. Yes, he is last name Batman, first name Goddamn.



Logic and mechanical skills turn Batman on (because I couldn't find "uses a whip" or "uses golden lasso" in there anywhere). Beards turn Batman off, and this might actually be canon.



I imagine this being taken at Sears.



Of course, the "Batman family" has been used quite a bit to refer to Batman's enormous supporting cast -- Robin (any of the four), Batgirl, Oracle, the original Batwoman, Jim Gordon...the list unwinds through the DCU. But me, I just want to work with the one for the meantime.



Of course he's got a million Simoleons. His parents are dead.



I know, stately Wayne Manor it's not, but...well, it was the best in the neighborhood. Must see if there's something properly stately for download....



I've been in town for five minutes and I'm...birdwatching for cockatoos, apparently. (Just occurred to me: how great is it going to be when winter falls and the penguin comes to town?) Also note his belt has lost its texture and has defaulted into seizure-inducing flashing blue.



A peek inside non-stately Wayne Manor. Downstairs is pretty dull. The upstairs bedroom has a pair of secret bookshelf doors leading to it. Can't wait to try those out.



Goddamn Batman spends a moment checking himself out in the mirror, fixing his belt texture.



Batman looking for a job. Ideally I would've liked to get "law enforcement" as an option, just for the possibility of becoming Captain Hero. His wants? Adventure, intelligence agent, and scientist. All perfectly Batmanesque.



Unacceptable. Goddamn Batman has no time for your games.



Well, you've got to start somewhere. Goddamn Batman is now a test subject.



Incidentally, I love that giving his first name "Goddamn" makes the computer sound slightly awed of you at every occasion.



A moment of reading time before getting pushed out the door to work.



Note: canon Batman has never been this happy.



Michael Keaton: "I've got to go to work."



"What are you, dense? Are...no, you know what, never mind. Just...drive."



Passerby Cliff Dover sees Goddamn return from work.



It's moments like this when a secret identity would certainly make more sense.



Yes, hello, your friendly neighborhood Batman, here.



Yep, that's Batman, all right. And he wants to...what?



Skip rope. Yes.



Wow, skipping this rope makes me feel...mighty.



Dude, I forgot to hire a maid.



And an Alfred. Where is my mind?



Batman wanted a robot station. I foresee a mechanical Robin in the near future. Batman fears using a public toilet. This might also be canon.



And there, right there, is the winner: Batman's lifelong ambition is to become a world-class ballet dancer.

Hrm. Maybe Goddamn Batman needs some friends.... (Oh, yes, there will be more.)
linkReply

Comments:
[User Picture]From: bedsitter23
2008-09-07 12:04 am (UTC)
Brilliance.
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: ronwe
2008-09-07 12:19 am (UTC)
Yeah this post made me want to play the sims again... Damn you...

How many expansion packs are there now? I need to figure out how many more I need to get my hands on ><
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: sigma7
2008-09-07 01:08 am (UTC)
Eight expansion packs, nine stuff packs, if my counting is correct. And I don't know if any more are on the way -- I'd expect at most one more stuff pack before Sims 3 launches....
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: robing
2008-09-07 01:17 pm (UTC)
8? 9?!?! *sigh*

First a friend at work is trying to get me back into MMORPGs, and now..this. Hm. This is more tempting, I think.
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: foxhack
2008-09-07 05:18 am (UTC)
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: lacrimaeveneris
2008-09-07 03:50 am (UTC)
Please, please keep posting these. With commentary. Because this may have been one of the few things to make me laugh today. :)
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: foxhack
2008-09-07 05:19 am (UTC)
You've been MGK'ed.

Also hay sup.
(Reply) (Thread)
From: (Anonymous)
2008-09-07 05:24 am (UTC)
Genius.
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: sigma7
2008-09-07 07:21 am (UTC)
Oh hai! I hadn't scrolled down to that point on my f-list yet. That was awesome.
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: autobotsrollout
2008-09-07 07:55 am (UTC)
I'm just shocked that I am now a verb or something.
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: foxhack
2008-09-08 05:02 am (UTC)
You can do anything. That's why you're a verb.
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: beagle1971
2008-09-07 07:06 am (UTC)
How did you get the screenshots?
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: sigma7
2008-09-07 07:20 am (UTC)
That'd be Fraps. It's robust to capture video from Crysis with minimal overhead, so I'm impressed. Not free, but cheap.
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: robing
2008-09-07 01:19 pm (UTC)
More, please.
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: dawnmipb
2008-09-07 08:38 pm (UTC)
This is what I love about the Sims--the absurdity of juxtaposition.

Batman, ballet dancer. This is awesome!
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: endersgame3
2008-09-07 11:08 pm (UTC)
hahahha! this has made my day :)
(Reply) (Thread)
From: silmaril
2008-09-08 04:40 pm (UTC)
Here from theweaselking; thanks for the laughs. Were necessary.
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: laridian
2008-09-09 01:55 am (UTC)
Obviously, as a young boy, Batman really wanted to be a ballet dancer. His parents' DEAAAAAAATHS caused him to set this aside for a long time. But now that long-dormant desire is back! He will be a world-class ballet dancer! He should have the athletics skill, honestly.
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: mirablu
2008-09-09 05:07 am (UTC)
This was excellent.
But Batman's house is the same as the first house my youngest brother used for his sims, so in every screenshot I half expect to see some sim named "Wacky Wiggler".
I doubt Batman would approve.
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: sigma7
2008-09-09 01:40 pm (UTC)
Oh, I don't know. He might have to adopt a sidekick at some stage. Though I'm afraid the name "Wacky Wiggler" as a sidekick would raise more than a few eyebrows....
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: redqueenofevil
2008-09-09 07:46 pm (UTC)
That was friggin hilarious! I didn't click last night, because I thought it was the Christian Bale skit, but after meetings today, I needed a laugh. So glad I did click.
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: l_c_h_a_n
2008-09-11 06:36 am (UTC)
Batman fears using a public toilet. This might also be canon.

Congratulations. Spilled water all down my front.

Have you thought about creating Batman as a child and then killing his parents? That could be good fun.
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: spectralbovine
2008-09-11 06:49 pm (UTC)
Haaaaa ha ha ha. Thank you for the laugh.
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: dornbeast
2008-09-11 08:28 pm (UTC)
Batman's lifelong ambition is to become a world-class ballet dancer.

Ballet shall learn the power of the Bat-tusi!
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: lizzibabe
2008-09-12 03:08 am (UTC)
omgBRILLIANT!

*falls over in giggles over the fact that Goddamn Batman has a skullarific box*
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: subtle__sarcasm
2008-09-12 01:49 pm (UTC)
Ahahahaha. This was brilliant.
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: sdwolfpup
2008-09-12 02:34 pm (UTC)
Here via spectralbovine. That was hilarious.
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: jarrow
2008-09-12 04:43 pm (UTC)
here via sdwolfpup

I lost it at the skipping rope. Holy crap. Thanks so much for the laughs!
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: katu
2008-09-13 03:15 am (UTC)
Awesome. Well and truly awesome. I laughed out loud at the computer prompts sounding awed. :D
(Reply) (Thread)